mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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