wanna go halves on a baby?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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