hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So much Jack, so little girl.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
