Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
