Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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