You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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