Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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