That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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