i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did you pee in the oven last night??
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
