We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he thought i was a dude.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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