The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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