margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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