New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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