shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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