The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize