People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
