South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
God, I missed his penis.
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