Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Tell her she can't have a vagina
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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