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Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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