Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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