playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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