i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
two words: eviction party
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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