"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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