i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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