like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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