i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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