jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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