that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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