Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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