Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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