I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize