I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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