matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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