I got chris browned last night
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Operation Purity has been aborted
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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