so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Enjoy the penises
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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