I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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