I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just found puke in my bra..
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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