I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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