can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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