well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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