Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do vagina's smell?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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