i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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