it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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