yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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