But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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