Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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