I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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