so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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