My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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