I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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