she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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