Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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