drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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