I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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