I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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