She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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